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Once, I felt something strange come out. I looked in the toilet and said to myself, "What the heck is this?" It was 3 inches long, and looked rubbery-hard, like a tube -- almost like plywood. I didn't stay in the bathroom too long because the emanation was getting me sick.

My whole life. The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I was four. I couldn't go Colon Cleansing Pills to the bathroom; everything was so hard, it wouldn't come out. So my parents gave me an enema. I hated it! It was so humiliating; my brothers sat at the door laughing.